Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

Will Rogers
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More Quotes By Will Rogers
  1. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

  2. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

  3. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

  4. I never met a man that I didn't like.

  5. All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

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